First of all, I'm not really a fan of Wolf Blitzer. But I sortakinda was for a few minutes today.
The Donald Trump Traveling Birther Show just came to CNN's Situation Room. And Trump sounded like a total fool. A raving, disjointed fool. And Wolf told him so, in so many words:
"Donald, you're beginning to sound a little ridiculous..."
We could have done without the "beginning to" and "little" parts, but why nitpick. The rest of this is a wonderful stew of Trump megalomania and batshit birther comedy gold.
Please, please cement this man to Mitt Romney with epoxy resin.
And I DEMAND he be permitted to address the GOP convention in Tampa.
This is Amercia, after all.